my anaconda dont want none unless you got FUNDS hun
I want someone to hug me from behind, put their neck on my shoulder and talk to me in their sleepy voice while I make them breakfast.
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!
I’m currently a Treecko.
Here’s a link to a numerated list of all known pokemon (check the Ndex column-the Sdex refreshes each generation).
My favorite part of Kingdom Hearts two is when Sora meets Hayner and the gang and Olette asks if he’s done the summer homework and Sora’s like
"What the ever loving fuck is homework?"
And Donald and Goofy are all
"Like fuck if I know dude"
Because when I saw that smile in game, I almost freaked out and me and my friend knew what had to be done.
This isn’t my art. The beautiful smiling Caim is from Drakengard 2. I just edited in the text.
I had a really kindly but intense mechanic. When I said I wasn’t knowledgable about cars he took buttloads of time to explain exactly what was wrong with my car until I could understand it. He had a little working model engine with labelled parts I could experiment with. He…
learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.
I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you
ITS THAT SKELETON
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.