This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency
that’s not okay
snapes twitter throwin shade at the academy
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
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my entire musical career
you know it’s kind of creepy to think about how our bones really aren’t the things that are moving, it’s our muscles, and the bones are just kinda there being held in place by the muscles.
also there is a cat licking my eyebrow as I type
I’m staring at this wrapper and does anyone else remember that thing with tootsie roll pops where if you had a “whole” Indian on the wrapper you would get something? Or was that just something my gramma told me? Cuz I remember occasionally having a whole print of the Indian shooting at the star and getting really excited about it….
omg, I remember onetime in elementary school I had stacks of these wrappers in my crayon boxes and with all the pain and tears and picking up other classmates’ trash, I finally had enough. So the day comes where I had enough and I showed my mom and said” Iook mom, we can mail it tn to get my prize. She was confused and said” that aint no prize , that’s garbage” and she threw them in the trashcan right in front of my face and I swear on that day a little part of me died
oh my God I am so sorry
Oil and grime, poison sludge, diesel clouds and noxious muck. Slime beneath me, slime up above..
this movie was scary lol
An artist should not fall in love with another artist.
A poet should not fall in love with another poet.
Play it safe. It’s easier that way.
Kiss people who can’t understand why you cry when the sun sets,
who think it is because you’re afraid of the dark.