bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

soliairs:

xubuntuthedragon:

rooksss:

salmonmun-and-switchblademuse:

HELP I’M DYING

THE NOISES IT MAKES WHEN IT EATS

UGH

AWWW BABY ; 0 ;

; 0 ;

This is a baby crow in case anyone doesn’t know!

tinseltina:

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE FUN OF A FAT PERSON? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE FUN OF ANYONE!??!

spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

jacobyboyer:

jagrbombed:

nomorefallingallifrey:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

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just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

a lot of people can’t

it’s called analog

Right? ^^

…who can’t read analog???

Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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pyocola:

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan